i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
(via laser--quest)
when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
(Source: warmachinerox, via laser--quest)
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via laser--quest)
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
