I hate my dad
June 2013
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
